Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Netflix Reviews

Zombie Honeymoon

Imagine the WE, Oxygen, or Lifetime networks producing a made-for-tv movie about a wife trying to cope with her husband becoming a zombie. Then, cross that with what seems like an independent, Canadian film student's freshmen try at movie making with a small budget. And then, stare at a blank wall for 15 minutes. Now, you have an idea of how tedius and horrible this movie is!

Friday, April 3, 2009

Bad Movie Reviews

Found on Netflix--

Every bad movie that was ever made or that will ever be made is safe from getting the title of "the worst movie ever made," because of The Crow: Wicked Prayer. THIS MOVIE WOULD HAVE TO GET BETTER JUST TO SUCK!

Please don't make the same mistake I did and watch this total piece of crap. In fact get a video camera and make your own Crow movie and I'll bet it will better than this movie.

I beg you, please don't rent this, it's horrible. I think it's so bad that Brandon Lee might come back and kill Edward Furlong to makes things right.