Sunday, September 28, 2008

Oldy McOlderson

Dude, also? Someone might want to tell McCain that someone who is older than dirt (such as he is) that maybe he shouldn’t reference Eisenhower and Alexander the Great.

I swear I was expecting him to turn to Obama and say– “I knew Alexander the Great! And YOU SIR are no Alexander the Great!!”

I totally wish he had, cause I would have laughed my ass off.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Did you watch the debate?

McCain= Grandpa CrankyPants.

I don’t really want to rehash it, cause I’ve been talking about it with people all day. But I will say that McCain needs to watch his crazy lizard man heh heh creepy laughing.

Also, what’s with all the blinking, Captain Blinky? You make my eyes hurt.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Wtf

I saw a man today who had Pearl Jam tattooed on the back of his neck and Barney on his leg.

I just needed to tell someone.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Randomness

I have to go do laundry. Like, NOW, but I don’t want to. So I thought I’d procrastinate a little by blogging.

“The Kelly Affair” by Be Your Own Pet was on my iTunes, and I heard that they broke up. It totally bummed me out. And now I’m listening to Jawbox, and they aren’t together any more either, which also bums me out. Cibo Matto too. DAMN, also the Sneaker Pimps. Wtf iTunes? I must have some bands on there that are still together. If the next song is Pantera, that would be a theme. Although since Dime Bag was murdered, it’s not exactly the same thing.

Have I mentioned that Sarah Palin is awful and I hate her face? Seriously, you guys, the sound of her voice makes me want to stab myself in the brain. I totally was hating her before I even found out about the fact that she’s a wack job and a liar. God. Moving on…

Ok, one more thing… This woman is not a feminist. HATE.

I can’t talk about it anymore cause my head will go all splodey.

Did you know Rock Band 2 comes out tonight? YES! The adventures of Two Minute Minor will continue! Drums! WOO! Singing! Screaming! So awesome!

Man. I really do not want to the laundry and shopping and junk. *sad face* I guess I have to. LATER!