Best! BEST!

BEST episode of Survivor- EVAR!

Ever ever ever ever EVER!

I know so people are going to be all, omg you still watch Survivor? Yeah, I know. I wasn't going to, but my Mom was all, nooo what will we talk about, so I did. And I am SO glad.

This is the season I have always wanted to see.

Ok, so you know how horrible people are always all Oh, we're soo awesome and great and horrible, and we'll be horrible to people and then ask them to vote with us by lying to them about how we are going to obviously vote them off in the next episode when they will be totally helpless?

Yeah, I hate that. The nice, awesome people totally buy it, every time. Except this time! The nice people (and the sort of nice, sort of crazy and holler-y people) are banding together! And they are totally surprising the awful people by kicking them off. Their see-thru lies of horribleness aren't working this time!

It's delicious. I adore it.

The pin-up model, Sugar (LOVE her! Call me, girl. Let's get drinks!) she found the idol-thingy on the island they make you go to by yourself. And then they set Awesome Bob to the alone island and he couldn't find the idol, cause Sugar still has it. So he totally faked up a fake one. Because he is Awesome Bob and is awesome.

And then when Horrible Troll Randy knew he was going to be voted off, Sugar convinced Awesome Bob to give his fake idol to Randy. Which he then tried to use, and Probst is all, dude, no. And Sugar laughed in his face. Which he deserved. Because he is horrible.

Love it!